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[Massimo Maiurana]

il codice sorgente di vista :)

/* Windows Vista Source Code */
#include “win31.h”
 #include “win95.h”
 #include “win98.h”
 #include “winXP.h”
 #include “workst~1.h”
 #include “evenmore.h”
 #include “oldstuff.h”
 #include “billrulz.h”
 #include “monopoly.h”
 #include “backdoor.h”
 #define INSTALL = HARD
char make_prog_look_big(16000000);
 void main()
 {
 while(!CRASHED)
 {
 display_copyright_message();
 display_bill_rules_message();
 do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)
 {
 make_100_megabyte_swapfile();
 do_nothing_loop();
 totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
 search_and_destroy_the_rest_of-OS2();
 make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
 disable_Netscape();
 disable_RealPlayer();
 disable_Lotus_Products();
 hang_system();
 } //if
 write_something(anything);
 display_copyright_message();
 do_nothing_loop();
 do_some_stuff();
if (still_not_crashed)
 {
 display_copyright_message();
 do_nothing_loop();
 basically_run_windows_31();
 do_nothing_loop();
 } // if
 } //while
if (detect_cache())
 disable_cache();
if (fast_cpu())
 {
 set_wait_states(lots);
 set_mouse(speed,very_slow);
 set_mouse(action,jumpy);
 set_mouse(reaction,sometimes);
 } //if
/* printf(”Welcome to Windows 3.1″); */
 /* printf(”Welcome to Windows 3.11″); */
 /* printf(”Welcome to Windows 95″); */
 /* printf(”Welcome to Windows NT 3.0″); */
 /* printf(”Welcome to Windows 98″); */
 /* printf(”Welcome to Windows NT 4.0″); */
 /* printf(”Welcome to Windows 2000″); */
 /* printf(”Welcome to Windows Xp”); */
 printf(”Welcome to Windows Vista”);
if (system_ok())
 crash(to_dos_prompt)
 else
 system_memory = open(”a:\swp0001.swp”,O_CREATE);
while(something)
 {
 sleep(5);
 get_user_input();
 sleep(5);
 act_on_user_input();
 sleep(5);
 } // while
 create_general_protection_fault();
} // main


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       Massimo Maiurana         massimo<at>ragusa.linux.it
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